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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

damnigotpics:

Marge a Thot 

damnigotpics:

Marge a Thot 

lilliette:

There’s more 😂

lilliette:

There’s more 😂

wo-lvves:

literally me.

wo-lvves:

literally me.

allhailthealmightyglowcloud:

the-pretty-replacements:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

I audibly sighed in contentment.

IT TOUCHED THE CORNERRRRRRRRRRR

mishasminions:

maritzac:

dauntlessardor:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….

that

THAT THING RIGHT THERE

WHAT IS GOING ON

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

jordanagc:

Mermaid | via Tumblr em We Heart It.

jordanagc:

Mermaid | via Tumblr em We Heart It.