Someone get me these balloons for my birthday.
You didn’t love her.
You just didn’t want to be alone.
Or maybe, she was just good for your ego.
Or, or maybe she just made you feel better about your miserable life.
but you didn’t love her,
because you don’t destroy people you love."
Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
Welpity Welp Welpington
If a nigga text u randomly and Yall haven’t spoke in months he just lost all his hoes and wants to restart
Don’t fall for it.
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
"You’ve got too much soul to be handled by someone who has never been passionate."
This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.
facking hell i cant stop laughing
I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy
So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies