when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
Marge a Thot
There’s more 😂
being a human is so weird
I audibly sighed in contentment.
IT TOUCHED THE CORNERRRRRRRRRRR
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….
THAT THING RIGHT THERE
WHAT IS GOING ON
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
the game is evolving too quickly
what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely